Dear Cadburry Creme Eggs: Thank you for being so delicious. You are solely responsible for making me love springtime (maybe not solely, but you do help). You may be also responsible for a few of my cavities.
Dear Nashville Weather: Please make up your mind, is it going to be freezing outside or warm? I can't take your indecisiveness any longer!
Dear Little Red: I know you think you are Mickey Mouse but you are really just a two year old girl. Sorry to break your heart. Please don't eat me out of anger.
Dear RV: A six gallon hot water tank does not provide enough warmth to take an adequate shower. No one could ever be Zest fully clean in the four minutes of warm water you provide.
Dear Avocados from Mexico: Who would have ever guessed that you would be almost as tasty as my mom's home grown avocados? I will miss my FREE avocados but you are working to satisfy my craving. Thank you.
Dear Life: I know I have been saying I hate you a lot lately, but I am going to work hard on being more positive. You have been tough on me for as long as I can remember but you have also given me many great times. So, today, I LOVE YOU, LIFE!!